SnackBracket.com is a site dedicated to answering the questions that have been plaguing man since since he began making food in miniature form. Questions such as:
“How does the moist spongy angel food of a twinkie stack up against the soft chewiness of an oatmeal cream pie?”
“Which cream-filled, chocolate-encased, hockey puck-shaped dessert is better, the Ring Ding or the Ding Dong?”
“What the hell is a Butterscotch Krimpet, and why aren’t I eating one right now?”
And most importantly:
WHICH SNACK CAKE REIGNS SUPREME OVER ALL OTHERS?
In the days to come, we will answer all of these questions and more…
SnackBracket is a single elimination death match tournament of single-serving store bought desserts. The field will start off at 32 cakes, each chosen by our SnackBracket selection committee (no I’m not joking, there is a selection committee, and I’m not on it). Each round, snack cake will battle against snack cake, using their wit, guile, and deliciousness to creme the competition, while you sit back and enjoy the spectacle. Think of it as a modern day blood sport. Two cakes enter, one cake leaves. Kind of like Thunderdome. And if SnackBracket is Thunderdome, then Big Flax is Mel Gibson.
Big Flax is a true junk food gourmand, with years of experience under his belt at sites like The Junk Monitor. He’s also the sole officiant of the SnackBracket. What does that mean? It means that he’s the one who decides who wins and who loses. Who moves on to the next round, and who goes home with their tails between their legs (or the snack cake equivalent).
The Final Question
“Why are you doing this“, you ask?
Don’t ask so many questions, we answer.
If you truly have a question, just ask it here, or at firstname.lastname@example.org. We’d love to hear from you.